The Office (TV Series)

Scott's Tots (2009)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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Quotes 

• Michael Scott : I've made some empty promises in my life, but, hands down, that was the most generous.

• Michael Scott : Is that what we're going for now, just OK? We used to go for pretty good.

• Erin Hannon : Hey Pam, do you have a sec to check over this itinerary?

  Pam Beesly : [glances at it]  Looks great.

  Erin Hannon : Oh, did you really look it over? Felt like maybe you didn't.

  Pam Beesly : Okay.

  [picks up and reads sheet] 

  Pam Beesly : The Michael Scott Foundation is still in existence?

  Michael Scott : There you are. I don't think we have finished with my Inbox.

  Phyllis Vance : What's "Scott's Tots"?

  Stanley Hudson : [begins laughing uproariously]  Has it really been ten years?

  [cut to talking head with Stanley] 

  Stanley Hudson : [shows newspaper article and reads]  "Local businessman pledges college tuition to third graders"!

• Michael Scott : You are also on record as saying "wittle-ittle", "footy-wooties", "num-nums", "jammies", "make boom-boom", "widicuwous", and "Wode Iwand".

• Michael Scott : There have been reports around the office that you have been talking baby talk.

  Andy Bernard : Why would people say that?

  Michael Scott : Well, I have it on good authority that you said the following.

  [hands Andy a card] 

  Michael Scott : Can you read that back to me?

  Andy Bernard : "Andy have a boo-boo tummy."

  Michael Scott : Mm-hmm.

  Andy Bernard : Would you rather me say "Hey, guys, my irritable bowel syndrome is flaring up"?