The Office (TV Series)
Scott's Tots (2009)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
Quotes
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Andy Bernard : Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news.
Jim Halpert : Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?
Andy Bernard : The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.
Jim Halpert : Wow, what do you put our chances at?
Andy Bernard : 0%, unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat!
Jim Halpert : Hmm, sounds risky.
Andy Bernard : Don't worry. There is a surefire cure: Employee of the Month. Every awesome place I've worked has had one.
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Michael Scott : There have been reports around the office that you have been talking baby talk.
Andy Bernard : Why would people say that?
Michael Scott : Well, I have it on good authority that you said the following.
[hands Andy a card]
Michael Scott : Can you read that back to me?
Andy Bernard : "Andy have a boo-boo tummy."
Michael Scott : Mm-hmm.
Andy Bernard : Would you rather me say "Hey, guys, my irritable bowel syndrome is flaring up"?