The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vengeance Formulation (2009)
Carol Ann Susi: Debbie Wolowitz
Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : So nice you could join me this evening. You're looking lovely as always.
Katee Sackhoff : Thanks, Howard. Always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.
Howard Wolowitz : Come on, Katee, don't make it sound so cheap.
Katee Sackhoff : I'm sorry. Fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act.
Howard Wolowitz : Thank you. So, shall we get started?
Katee Sackhoff : Sure, but can I ask you a question first?
Howard Wolowitz : You want to play Cylon & Colonist?
Katee Sackhoff : No. I want to know why you're playing make-believe with me when you could be out with a real woman tonight.
Howard Wolowitz : You mean Bernadette?
Katee Sackhoff : No, I mean Princess Leia. Of course I mean Bernadette. She's a wonderful girl and she really likes you.
Howard Wolowitz : I know, but she's not you.
Katee Sackhoff : I'm not me. The real me is in Beverly Hills going out with a tall, handsome, rich guy.
Howard Wolowitz : Really? Tall?
Katee Sackhoff : Six four.
Howard Wolowitz : Ouch.
Katee Sackhoff : The point is you've got a wonderful girl in your life and you're ignoring her in order to spend your nights in a bathtub with a mental image and a washcloth.
Mrs. Wolowitz : Howard! What are you doing in there?
Howard Wolowitz : I'm taking a bath!
Mrs. Wolowitz : I hope that's all you're doing! We share that tub!
Howard Wolowitz : Don't remind me!
[he turns back to find Katee has disappeared]
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, man, all soaped up and no place to go.