The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vengeance Formulation (2009)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Howard Wolowitz : Two years later there's a knock on the door; the guy opens it, and there on the porch is the snail who says, "What the heck was that all about?"
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [giggles] I don't really get it.
Howard Wolowitz : See, it took two for the snail to-
[Bernadette kisses him]
Howard Wolowitz : Not important.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Can I ask you a question?
Howard Wolowitz : Sure.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Where do you think this is going?
Howard Wolowitz : To be honest, I was hoping at least second base.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You're so funny. You're like a stand-up comedian.
Howard Wolowitz : A Jewish stand-up comedian; that'd be new.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Actually, I think a lot of them are Jewish.
Howard Wolowitz : No, I was just be- Never mind.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Look, Howard, this is our third date, and we both know what that means.
Howard Wolowitz : We do?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sex.
Howard Wolowitz : You're kidding!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : But I need to know whether you're looking for a relationship or a one-night stand.
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, just to be clear, there's only one correct answer, right? It's not like 'chicken or fish' on an airplane.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Maybe you need to think about it a little.
Howard Wolowitz : You know it's not unheard of for a one-night stand to turn into a relationship.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [she kisses him briefly] Call me when you figure it out.
[she goes into her house]
Howard Wolowitz : Three dates means sex! Who knew?
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[last lines]
Penny : [Howard is 'serenading' Bernadette] Oh, I am *so* sorry.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Are you kidding? That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me.
Howard Wolowitz : [sings] Bernadette!
[says]
Howard Wolowitz : Thank you, Cheesecake Factory!