Miranda (TV Series)

Date (2009)

Miranda Hart: Miranda

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Quotes 

• Miranda : Morning Stevie.

  Stevie : After noon. It's nearly lunch time.

  Miranda : Oh the trains were a nightmare. It's a hellish journey.

  Stevie : You live upstairs.

  Miranda : There were leaves on the carpet.

• Miranda : Hate those kind of programs. "Welcome to I'm Okay, You're Obese." I know what I'd do if I had one of those shows.

  Miranda : [cut to Miranda on the street with a mic and a cameraperson]  Um, excuse me? Hello.

  Frumpy Woman : Hello.

  Miranda : Right, lets have a look at you. Well, I wouldn't wear that top, but you look comfortable. Are you?

  Frumpy Woman : Yeah.

  Miranda : Do you like it?

  Frumpy Woman : Yeah.

  Miranda : Do you care that others may not like it?

  Frumpy Woman : No.

  Miranda : Brilliant. Then wear that, then. 'Bye.

• Miranda : Luckily, I enjoy living alone.

• Miranda : How can a man think a woman is a man? I mean, I do have a penis. But that's chocolate.