- Miranda: Hate those kind of programs. "Welcome to I'm Okay, You're Obese." I know what I'd do if I had one of those shows.
- Miranda: [cut to Miranda on the street with a mic and a cameraperson] Um, excuse me? Hello.
- Frumpy Woman: Hello.
- Miranda: Right, lets have a look at you. Well, I wouldn't wear that top, but you look comfortable. Are you?
- Frumpy Woman: Yeah.
- Miranda: Do you like it?
- Frumpy Woman: Yeah.
- Miranda: Do you care that others may not like it?
- Frumpy Woman: No.
- Miranda: Brilliant. Then wear that, then. 'Bye.