"Community" Politics of Human Sexuality (TV Episode 2009) Poster

Alison Brie: Annie Edison

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  • Annie Edison : [looking at the model penis]  I had it wrong. Is that considered large?

    Britta Perry : [at the same time as Shirley]  Yes.

    Shirley Bennett : [at the same time as Britta]  No.

  • Annie Edison : He's gay now.

    Britta Perry : I think he was gay then.

  • Dean Pelton : Okay, I'm just gonna turn him around and we're gonna cover him up. Okay, ladies, I am shocked at the reverse Porky's that has happened here.

    Britta Perry : I don't see what the big deal is. Annie needed to look at the model of the pen...

    Dean Pelton : Okay, the P-word has entered into play. That's exactly why I wanted Gayle, our school counselor here, and Monique, who's keeping record, to ensure we discuss these sensitive topics in a legally appropriate manner.

    Gail the School Counselor : I think everyone should say "penis" so we can take away the negative power of the word, yeah? So everybody.

    Dean Pelton , Gail the School Counselor , Officer Cackowski , Britta Perry , Shirley Bennett : Penis.

    Officer Cackowski : [pointing at Annie]  She didn't say it.

    Dean Pelton : Now why did you break in to see the penis? Wow, I really do feel more comfortable saying that now, Gayle.

    Gail the School Counselor : I just wanna focus on the girl who won't say "penis."

    [Annie visually surveys the room while breathing heavy] 

    Gail the School Counselor : This is a judgment-free zone, so express yourself.

    Annie Edison : You know what? I don't want to express myself. I don't wanna sit in a room full of people and say

    [quieter voice] 

    Annie Edison : the P-word.

    [returns to normal voice] 

    Annie Edison : I like being repressed. I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality. And maybe, just maybe, if everyone were a little more like me, we wouldn't have to have an STD fair.

    Britta Perry : You go, girl.

    Shirley Bennett : That's my pumpkin. Mm-hm.

    Annie Edison : By the way, now that I've gotten a good look at one, I don't see what all the fuss was about. A giant thumb in a turtleneck.

    [yells] 

    Annie Edison : Whoop-dee-doo!

  • Dean Pelton : And it's all thanks to you.

    Annie Edison : I was voted "most likely to succeed" at my rehab clinic.

    Dean Pelton : Well, in recognition of all your hard work, I have decided that you should conduct the condom demonstration. You're gonna be center stage showing everyone how to put a condom on a, uh... well, what my dad called a Jimmy Carter.

    Annie Edison : Um, I don't know if I'm the right person for that.

    Dean Pelton : Don't worry. Not a real one. No, it's an anatomically correct model, you know. But trust me, eyes closed, you can't tell the difference. Mmm. Okay.

  • Annie Edison : I had relations with my high school boyfriend. We did it to Madonna's Erotica on the floor of his walk-in closet, but he wouldn't let me look at it. He cried after... and during. He's gay now.

    Britta Perry : [whispers]  I think he was gay then.

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