Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Park Safety (2010)
Paul Schneider: Mark Brendanawicz
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Ron Swanson : Welcome to the emergency self-defense class. I'll be showing you how to escape from a variety of situations while inflicting maximum damage on your attackers.
Andy Dwyer : Ron, do you think that maybe I should put Mark in a headlock? That way, I can show everyone how to escape a pervert?
Mark Brendanawicz : In the scenario you just laid out, you're the pervert. You understand that, right?
Andy Dwyer : You wish.