Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 5 - Rise of the Pirate God (2009 Video Game)

Alexandra Boyd: Elaine Marley

Quotes 

• Reginald Van Winslow : Well, the important thing now is that LeChuck is gone! For good this time!

  Elaine Marley : And *you* are finally free from whatever fate was planned for you and LeChuck.

  Guybrush Threepwood : And that's what this whole "Esponja Grande" thing has been about, huh?

  Elaine Marley : Actually, it's pronounced "es-pon-HA", with an "H" sound at the end?

  Guybrush Threepwood : Really? But we've all been saying "Espon-Ja".

  Elaine Marley : Yes I know. It's been bothering me this whole time. I'm just telling you because I don't want you to look silly.

  Guybrush Threepwood : [Giggling]  Oh, you're gonna get it for that!

• Elaine Marley : How dare you! I have a wedding ceremony to plan, a dress to pick out, a reception to arrange and some bridesmaids to slaughter!

• Elaine Marley : STOP IT, you monstrous maggot mating ground!

  LeChuck : Hahaha! Elaine, not even you and your flimsy sword can stop me now.

  Elaine Marley : Watch me try!

• Elaine Marley : [after Guybrush returns from the afterlife]  Guybrush! Oh, it's about time!

  Guybrush Threepwood : It is? Wait, you were expecting me? But I was dead! Is that why you gave me -

  [holds his ring] 

  Elaine Marley : You should know enough to trust me by now, Guybrush Threepwood.

  Guybrush Threepwood : But you asked LeChuck to make you a demon bride! How did you know I would be able to bring you back from *that*?

  Elaine Marley : After all these years and all of our adventures, two things are certain: that I always have a plan, and that Guybrush Threepwood will always come for me when I need him most.

  Guybrush Threepwood : You'll always be the shiver in my timbers.

• Guybrush Threepwood : Haha, I'm back, LeChuck! Now that I have my root beer-proof - and slightly rotting - body again, I can touch anything I want. So get ready to be touched... to death! Sharp, pointy death! Finally!

  [tries to grap the Cutlass of Kaflu] 

  Guybrush Threepwood : Ouch! Papapishu, that stings!

  LeChuck : Hahaha! Do you think I am some kind of dolt, Threepwood?

  Guybrush Threepwood : "Dolt"?

  Elaine Marley : This sword now has enough demonic power in it to bring down a god! Did you think we'd let you get your mortal hands on it?

  Guybrush Threepwood : Seriously, who uses the word "dolt" anymore?

• Guybrush Threepwood : Hey, is it weird that I thought you were a little sexy when you were all poxed up?

  Elaine Marley : What?

  Guybrush Threepwood : I mean, does that mean that I'm secretly a little attracted to LeChuck?

  Elaine Marley : [Yells]  Focus, sweetie!