Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 5 - Rise of the Pirate God (2009 Video Game)
Andrew Chaikin: Bugeye, Pirate Ted the Swordfighter
Quotes
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Guybrush Threepwood : [trying to guess how Bugeye escaped the giant manatee] You ignited the gasses in the stomach which resulted in a catastrophic explosion destroying everything within a twenty-five mile radius?
Bugeye : And yet, here I am, without a scratch on me!
Guybrush Threepwood : So was I right?
Bugeye : You're an idiot.
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Guybrush Threepwood : What ever happened to that locket DeCava had?
Bugeye : Probably at the bottom of the ocean with the rest of... well, it's at the bottom of the ocean.
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Guybrush Threepwood : [trying to guess how Bugeye escaped the giant manatee] You dressed up like a throat grub and snuck out through the blow hole!
Bugeye : Manatees don't have blow holes! Plus, that's really stupid. Now leave me alone.
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Guybrush Threepwood : Pardon me, mind if I borrow this?
[Pulls out the sword from Ted's head]
Pirate Ted the Swordfighter : Hey! LeChuck stuck that in me for a reason, you know.
Guybrush Threepwood : LeChuck?
Pirate Ted the Swordfighter : Aye, he came back after me and me mates stole some gold turtle from him. He chopped off me head and asked and asked me to hold that for him.
Guybrush Threepwood : [Doubtful] ... In your decapitated head?
Pirate Ted the Swordfighter : Yeah...
[realizing]
Pirate Ted the Swordfighter : Oh, he just wanted to kill me, huh?
Guybrush Threepwood : That'd be my guess.
Pirate Ted the Swordfighter : [Sadly] Aye, that makes sense.
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Bugeye : [Guybrush' spirit has re-entered the physical world] Hey you! Pipe down, we're in the middle of a pirate wake here!
Guybrush Threepwood : A what?
[sees his corpse standing while holding a dart board]
Guybrush Threepwood : Yup, that's me! This is a pretty disappointing wake.
Wallace Grindstump : Yeah, well, LeChuck's killing spree may have hindered the turnout a bit.
Guybrush Threepwood : And why am I posed like that?
Wallace Grindstump : It's zany! The customers love it!
Bugeye : What? That's exactly the way I remember you.