Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 5 - Rise of the Pirate God (2009 Video Game)

Jared Emerson-Johnson: Pirate Kevin the Thief

Quotes 

• Guybrush Threepwood : [Points at a sock]  What's the deal with this thing?

  Pirate Kevin the Thief : Ah, that's an old one, friend. They say that toe-juice-encrusted sock was once worn by LeChuck himself. The thief who stole it claimed he slipped it right off the zombie pirate's oozing undead foot without being noticed. Funny how he showed up here in the afterlife still clutching the sock in his fist.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Wow! You mind if I... uh... steal it?

  Pirate Kevin the Thief : Actually, I prefer you just take that one. It's really starting to stink up the place.

• Guybrush Threepwood : [Referring to the 'Secret' on the table]  So, it turns out that I actually need a "secret" to shrink a giant Voodoo Sponge... Can I take it?

  Pirate Kevin the Thief : [Strictly]  No. You can't even *steal* it. It has to be *shared* with you.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Okay, *share* it with me.

  Pirate Kevin the Thief : I don't know, friend. You don't seem like the kind of person I can trust with a secret like this.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Sure I am! I still haven't told anyone that Elaine waxes her upper lip!... Ah, shoot!