Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Aquaman's Outrageous Adventure! (2010)

Diedrich Bader: Batman

Quotes 

• Batman : No time to chat, Aquaman.

  Aquaman : But Green Arrow wanted me to say hello. Hale fellow, that brash bowman.

  Batman : I'm busy.

  Penguin : Eat lead, Batcreep.

  Aquaman : Are you sure you don't need another hero? The Penguin's one slippery customer.

  Batman : Goodbye, Aquaman.

• Batman : Stand down, Enemy Ace. Today we must fight a common foe: injustice.

  Enemy Ace : Who are you?

  Batman : Someone who's not supposed to be here, but neither is that cannon.

  Enemy Ace : A weapon that destroys the enemy at such a distance, it is not honorable.

  Batman : Will you help me?

  [Ace nods] 

• Aquaman : [answering a call from Batman]  You'll never guess what, old chum. I'm actually enjoying this family vacation. I...

  Penguin : [laughing]  You fell right into my trap, masked meddler. And when the razor-sharp beak of my drinking bird finishes you off, the Gotham crime world will make me its king.

  Batman : Justice will deal with you, Penguin. Eventually.

  Aquaman : Great grouper. Batman needs me.

• Batman : You're about to get your beak clipped, Penguin.

  Penguin : Batman? Free?

  [to his henchmen] 

  Penguin : Into the fray, my fine-feathered finks. Destroy them!

  Mera : Now let's do what heroes do.

  Aquaman : Well said, my queen.

• Aquaman : I feel like I got clobbered by a hammerhead.

  Batman : It's worse than you think.

  Aquaman : [seeing Mera and Arthur, Jr. tied up, too]  My family. You fiend! Release them at once, or I'll...

  Penguin : Silence, you waterlogged whelp! As I was explaining to Batman, my umbrella drones will fan out over the city and spray enough paralytic gas to render all its denizens unconscious. With one touch of this button, thousands of my umbrella rockets will launch from these tubes on parabolic trajectories over every corner...

  Aquaman : It's my fault we're in this mess. I failed you both.

  Arthur Jr. : It's okay, dad.

  Mera : Maybe vacations aren't for people like us. Who needs them when you love your job? And you do love your job. Almost as much as I love you.

  Penguin : I'm sorry, am I interrupting? I wouldn't want to bother you while I launch my umbrellas!

  Mera : [Penguin laughs as the rockets launch]  Show him why you're king of the sea.

• Batman : Thanks for taking time from your vacation to lend a hand.

  Aquaman : Anytime, old chum.

  [turning to Mera and Arthur, Jr] 

  Aquaman : I promised you a real family vacation, and by Poseidon, that's what I intend to give you. Now, who wants to see the Stonehenge made from old refrigerators?

  Mera : Where's the fun in that?

  Arthur Jr. : Yeah, I wanna see you save the world again. We'll call it "The Time My Dad Saved the World Again"!

  Aquaman : That's my boy.

• Batman : There's been a change in the forecast, Penguin. A 100% chance of hard time at Blackgate Prison.

• Aquaman : Batman, old chum.

  Batman : Aquaman, what is it?

  Aquaman : I need to be rescued. From this blasted vacation.

  Batman : Not a good time.

  Aquaman : I promised the wife I'd take two weeks off work, but I've got cabin fever. Superheroing is in my blood.

  [hearing Batman grunting and punches being thrown] 

  Aquaman : Wait, you're fighting henchmen, aren't you?

  Batman : The Penguin's on another crime spree.

  Batman : The Penguin? Really? Need any help? I could be in Gotham in no time.

  Batman : Enjoy your vacation, Aquaman.

  Aquaman : Wait, but I...

  [the call ends] 

  Penguin : [with a laugh, he fires flames from his umbrella]  Roasted rodent, anyone?