Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Aquaman's Outrageous Adventure! (2010)

Stephen Root: Penguin, Planet Master

Quotes 

• Batman : No time to chat, Aquaman.

  Aquaman : But Green Arrow wanted me to say hello. Hale fellow, that brash bowman.

  Batman : I'm busy.

  Penguin : Eat lead, Batcreep.

  Aquaman : Are you sure you don't need another hero? The Penguin's one slippery customer.

  Batman : Goodbye, Aquaman.

• Aquaman : [answering a call from Batman]  You'll never guess what, old chum. I'm actually enjoying this family vacation. I...

  Penguin : [laughing]  You fell right into my trap, masked meddler. And when the razor-sharp beak of my drinking bird finishes you off, the Gotham crime world will make me its king.

  Batman : Justice will deal with you, Penguin. Eventually.

  Aquaman : Great grouper. Batman needs me.

• Batman : You're about to get your beak clipped, Penguin.

  Penguin : Batman? Free?

  [to his henchmen] 

  Penguin : Into the fray, my fine-feathered finks. Destroy them!

  Mera : Now let's do what heroes do.

  Aquaman : Well said, my queen.

• Aquaman : I feel like I got clobbered by a hammerhead.

  Batman : It's worse than you think.

  Aquaman : [seeing Mera and Arthur, Jr. tied up, too]  My family. You fiend! Release them at once, or I'll...

  Penguin : Silence, you waterlogged whelp! As I was explaining to Batman, my umbrella drones will fan out over the city and spray enough paralytic gas to render all its denizens unconscious. With one touch of this button, thousands of my umbrella rockets will launch from these tubes on parabolic trajectories over every corner...

  Aquaman : It's my fault we're in this mess. I failed you both.

  Arthur Jr. : It's okay, dad.

  Mera : Maybe vacations aren't for people like us. Who needs them when you love your job? And you do love your job. Almost as much as I love you.

  Penguin : I'm sorry, am I interrupting? I wouldn't want to bother you while I launch my umbrellas!

  Mera : [Penguin laughs as the rockets launch]  Show him why you're king of the sea.

• Aquaman : Batman, old chum.

  Batman : Aquaman, what is it?

  Aquaman : I need to be rescued. From this blasted vacation.

  Batman : Not a good time.

  Aquaman : I promised the wife I'd take two weeks off work, but I've got cabin fever. Superheroing is in my blood.

  [hearing Batman grunting and punches being thrown] 

  Aquaman : Wait, you're fighting henchmen, aren't you?

  Batman : The Penguin's on another crime spree.

  Batman : The Penguin? Really? Need any help? I could be in Gotham in no time.

  Batman : Enjoy your vacation, Aquaman.

  Aquaman : Wait, but I...

  [the call ends] 

  Penguin : [with a laugh, he fires flames from his umbrella]  Roasted rodent, anyone?

• Blue Beetle : That gold doesn't belong to you, Planet Master.

  Planet Master : Insignificant bug. Your puny powers are no match for the might of the planets. Feel the strength of Jupiter. The speed of Mercury. The cold of Pluto.

  Blue Beetle : Newsflash: Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore.

  Planet Master : Insolence!

  Aquaman : [tapping him on the shoulder]  Greetings from Neptune.

  Blue Beetle : [awed]  Aquaman? The Aquaman? Get out. What are you doing here?

  Aquaman : Hello, my bug-eyed buddy. I'm exploring that mysterious 30% of the Earth's surface not covered by water.

  Planet Master : Fools. Witness the power of the rings of Saturn.

  Blue Beetle : [taking cover]  You really don't wanna see the power of Uranus.

  Aquaman : What say we silence this cosmic crook?