- Batman: Not so fast, Ms. Gatsby. We're not through yet. Seems you people aren't the only fakes in here. Are they?
- [Detective Chimp pulls his mask off]
- Batman: False Face.
- False Face: Get off of me, you mangy monkey.
- [running away]
- False Face: So long, you fallacious fat cats.
- [he slips on a banana peel]
- Batman: The jig's up, False Face. You'll find behind prison bars that the truth hurts.
- [giving a banana to Chimp]
- Batman: Excellent detective work, old chum.
- Detective Chimp: Don't patronize me, old chum.
- Wildcat: Stay down, kid. This fight's bigger than you're ready for.
- Black Canary: [with a groan of frustration] Ugh! I'm a superhero, not a Ming vase.
- Batman: [after Wildcat sees a suspicious figure] I saw him, too.
- Wildcat: What could he be after in the JSA vault?
- Professor Zee: [placing a charge on a display case] Just a few seconds more, master.
- Batman: Breaking and entering a trophy room is a federal offense.
- Wildcat: [recognizing him as he turns around] Professor Zee?
- Batman: He's after Degaton's Spear of Destiny.
- Wildcat: Then too bad all he's gonna get is a knuckle sandwich.
- Dr. Mid-Nite: Well, look who's here to see their old pals, Black Canary and Batman.
- Batman: What better time to visit our mentors than on their special day?
- Golden Age Flash: I hope you've been watching out for our little girl, Batman.
- Black Canary: Now, who says I haven't been watching out for him?
- Hawkman: Hey, we heard you nabbed Captain Cold and Mirror Master last week.
- Batman: Just doing my job.
- Golden Age Flash: Too bad four of their henchmen got away.
- Batman: I did save the city.
- Dr. Mid-Nite: We trained you better than to be so sloppy.
- Wildcat: Sounds like someone needs a refresher course in wrestling holds.
- Batman: You mean now?
- Hourman: Step back, Canary, don't want you getting hurt.
- Black Canary: Some things never change.
- Per Degaton: [aging Batman with the Spear of Destiny] Much better. Now you fit in with the other Justice Society relics.
- Batman: Never underestimate the elderly, Degaton.
- Per Degaton: [aging Flash, too] With this, I can turn seconds into hours. Speedster.
- Golden Age Flash: [timing Batman in a training simulation] 70 seconds? Dreadful.
- Wildcat: You rely way too much on those goofy gadgets.
- Hourman: And you gotta hit 'em with a good one-liner, like: "The only vault you're gonna see is the solitary pen at Iron Heights Prison."
- Professor Zee: Disarmed, but not out, Batman. My master lives, suspended in the anti-particles all these years.
- Per Degaton: Wildcat, is that you, old friend?
- Wildcat: No. It can't be.
- Per Degaton: Ah, but it is, Wildcat. Per Degaton is no longer a prisoner of time.
- Wildcat: All you did was trade one prison for the new one we'll put you in.
- Per Degaton: [catching a thrown punch, then throwing him backward] A weak old relic.
- Batman: [wrapping him in his grappling hook] You're the relic, Degaton. The world got a lot tougher while you were sleeping.
- Per Degaton: I promise, you've never faced anything like me.
- Per Degaton: All will kneel before Degaton and my robot army. Soon the world's destiny will be mine to mold.
- Batman: Your mechanized march of madness ends here, Degaton. The only one kneeling today will be you, at the feet of justice.
- Hourman: Good one, kid.
- Per Degaton: I'd suggest you kneel before me, too, but on second thought, I'd rather you didn't have the choice.
- Per Degaton: The brittle remains of the Justice Society of America. How fitting to find you holed up in a museum with the other antiques.
- Dr. Mid-Nite: Degaton? But how?
- Hawkman: Looks like we have to finish the job we started years ago.
- Announcer: With his army of evil on the march, Per Degaton appears to have time on his side. But when duty calls, they answer, bringing the fight for freedom to the front lines. They are the mysterious men and women known as the Justice Society of America. Wildcat packs quite a wallop. A 10-ton tank is no match against the mighty Hourman. That's clipping their wings, Hawkman. Careful, Flash. It's a minefield out there. Sorry, Professor Zee, Dr. Mid-Nite has no patience for evil-doers. That's freedom ringing in your ears, Per Degaton. Compliments of Black Canary. Degaton vanished along with his plans of conquering Europe. But should he return, you can be sure justice never sleeps. Although our heroes have sure earned a rest.
- Wildcat: What are you sulking over here for? This is a party.
- Black Canary: I don't know if you noticed, but I'm not a kid anymore.
- Wildcat: I can see that. Your mom would've been proud to see the woman you've become.
- Black Canary: Then why is it that every time we get together, you treat Batman like the golden boy and me like I'm still wearing pigtails?
- Wildcat: [spotting someone suspicious] Hang on, kid. Got some grown-up business to attend to.
- Black Canary: [sighing] Exactly my point.
- Wildcat: May not seem like it to you, but we give Bats a hard time, too.
- Black Canary: It's different with me.
- Wildcat: You're right, kiddo, it sure is.
- Black Canary: [after a flashback to his last adventure with her mother] I never knew. But I'm a grown woman now, and because of you, I can look out for myself.
- Wildcat: You're right. Let's make the old lady proud and go bust some skulls.
- Golden Age Black Canary: [in a burning building] Where are the others? Did they get everyone out?
- Wildcat: Yeah, but we got separated in the blast.
- [another explosion knocks them both backward]
- Wildcat: Come on, Canary, get up. We need to move.
- [seeing her buried under rubble, he lifts it off her]
- Wildcat: Dinah, can you hear me? Wake up.
- Golden Age Black Canary: [opening her eyes] Ted, I need you to promise... promise me that you'll watch over my little girl.
- Wildcat: Dinah. No. Dr. Mid-Nite will be here and he can help.
- Golden Age Black Canary: It's too late, Ted. But I need you to promise me, okay? Watch over my little angel.
- Wildcat: I'll never let her out of my sight.
- Per Degaton: [seeing Black Canary approaching] A shame to wither such a pretty little thing into an old hag. Oh, well.
- Professor Zee: I kept it for you all these years, just like I've kept working on your master plan, so that everything would be ready once I devised a way to release you.
- Per Degaton: [throwing a chair away] What good is a throne when I have no army?
- Professor Zee: Oh, don't worry, master, I've repaired your weapon, and have a much bigger surprise in store that will help our noble quest.
- Hourman: You sure you know how to work that gizmo?
- Batman: Yes. I built it.
- Dr. Mid-Nite: You need to compress the radius after each ping.
- Batman: Thank you. I know.
- Golden Age Flash: Let me get in there. I could do it faster.
- Batman: [thinking] Some things never change.
- Hourman: [getting an injury bandaged] Easy, doc. I ain't made of steel.
- Dr. Mid-Nite: I'm afraid none of us are, not anymore. The enemy we always underestimated has finally thwarted us: time.
- Batman: The residual energy from Degaton's escape left a unique quantum fingerprint that I can trace.
- Black Canary: Good, 'cause I'm not about to let some fossil drop a B-25 on me without getting an earful.
- Hourman: Easy there.
- Hawkman: Hold up.
- Golden Age Flash: Not so fast.
- Dr. Mid-Nite: On medical grounds, I must insist that you stay in the infirmary.
- Black Canary: Medical grounds? This is just a bump.
- Wildcat: We'll catch up with 'em later. In the meantime, Uncle Wildcat's gonna take good care of you.
- Wildcat: [to Canary after defeating Degaton] Even without me barking in your ear, you turned into quite a hero. Your old lady would've approved.
- Hawkman: If we sometimes treat you like kids, it's because we think of you as our own.
- Black Canary: Thanks, guys. The Justice Society is more than just a superhero team. It's a family.
- Per Degaton: You would have made a fine general in my army, Batman, but look around. You're outnumbered 20 to 1.
- Batman: One difference. My army has heart and never gives up. Canary, time to bring down the house.
- Black Canary: Okay, boys, I'm going to entertain the troops.
- Wildcat: [she overloads Degaton's robots with her Canary Cry] Sings just like her mama.
- Per Degaton: You, like your worthless mother, have heaped ruin upon my plans.
- [grabbing Canary by the throat]
- Per Degaton: Your bloodline ends now.
- Hawkman: [fighting Degaton's robot army] I could do this all day.
- Dr. Mid-Nite: From the looks of it, you may have to. They keep on coming.
- Professor Zee: Only the master can wield the spear.
- Wildcat: [shoving him aside] Move it, nerd.
- [throwing the spear to Batman]
- Wildcat: Look alive, old man.
- Batman: That's "senior citizen" to you, whippersnapper.
- Wildcat: [saving the aged Batman] I turn my back on you for two seconds, and suddenly you're 80 years old and covered in robots.
- Batman: [interrupting Degaton's fight with Canary] Didn't your mother ever tell you it's not nice to hit a lady?
- Professor Zee: Now I'll show you what a nerd can do, you decrepit dolt.
- Young Wildcat: [getting hit with a blast from the spear] Let's dance, poindexter.
- Professor Zee: Oh, nerts.
- Wildcat: If you two are done playing around, we need to get that spear.
- Black Canary: [to Batman] Age before beauty.
- Per Degaton: You destroyed my men. But they won't have died in vain. You'll join them in Valhalla.
- Batman: Degaton, no! The spear's damaged. It'll...
- [after a flash of light, Degaton appears old and decrepit]
- Batman: Per Degaton sealed his fate the moment he tampered with time.
- Wildcat: And the second he messed with the Justice Society of America. Where is Zee?
- [seeing Zee has reverted to a baby]
- Wildcat: Well, I sure hope Iron Heights has a nursery.
- Wildcat: This is an old war for old-timers, kid. Your butt is sitting this one out.
- Black Canary: You guys benched me for every important mission you went on.
- Wildcat: 'Cause you weren't ready.
- Black Canary: And I never will be, right, Wildcat? You always held me back, but treated Batman like an equal.
- Wildcat: Kiddo, you don't know what you're talking about.