The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Einstein Approximation (2010)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Penny : Hey, guys. Sorry you had to wait, but we're swamped.

  [notices the food on the table] 

  Penny : What's this?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, Sheldon took our order.

  Penny : Sheldon doesn't work here!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, honey, not to complain, but we were starting to think you didn't either.

• [having figured out the solution to his physics problem, Sheldon turns to leave the Cheesecake Factory, leaving a mess of food on the floor] 

  Penny : Sheldon, where are you going? Aren't you going to clean this up?

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, I don't work here.

• Penny : [Sheldon is using his hands like a spyglass]  What is he doing now?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Hmm, he's either isolating the terms of his formula and examining them individually, or... looking for the alligator that swallowed his hand after Peter Pan cut it off.

  Sheldon Cooper : Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile, not an alligator. If you're going to mock me, at least get your facts straight.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Aye, aye, captain.

• Penny : Sheldon, what do you want?

  Sheldon Cooper : I came to tell you, I've got the answer.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Really? You figured out the graphene problem?

  Sheldon Cooper : No, I'm still hopelessly stuck on that, but I've figured out how to figure it out.

  Penny : Hey, you know, Leonard, I know I said I could handle your roommate, but I was wrong; we're going to have to break up.

  Leonard Hofstadter : What are you talking about?

  Sheldon Cooper : Einstein.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I'm gonna need a little more than that.

  Sheldon Cooper : Albert Einstein.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Keep going...

• Sheldon Cooper : By the way, I was watching you sleep for a moment, and I noticed that your snoring seems to be worse when you're on your back.

  Penny : No, Leonard doesn't snore.

  Sheldon Cooper : No, I wasn't talking to Leonard.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Told you.

• Penny : Have you been up all night?

  Sheldon : Is it morning?

  Penny : Yes.

  Sheldon : Then I've been up all night.

• [first lines] 

  Penny : Whatcha doing?

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain.

  Penny : Interesting. I usually just have coffee.

• Penny : [man cackling]  Leonard. You're giggling in your sleep.

  Leonard Hofstadter : It's not me. It's my new ring tone. The Joker. From Batman.

  Penny : Well, it creeps me out.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Me too. But I paid 3 bucks for it.