The Office (TV Series)
The Cover-Up (2010)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : Stop it!
Jim Halpert : Stop what?
Dwight Schrute : You're talking about me in Morse code! Well, you know what? Joke's on you. Because I know Morse code. Ha!
Jim Halpert : Yeah. That's what we are doing. In our very limited free time and with our very limited budget, we went and got a nanny and then went out and took a class on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you... in front about you.
[Jim to the camera]
Jim Halpert : Yup. That's exactly what we did.
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Michael Scott : Jim. Are you clicking a detonator?
Jim Halpert : It's a pen.
Dwight Schrute : Michael, come on.
Michael Scott : Get back to work, Dwight. Please.
Dwight Schrute : Fine.
[clears throat]
Dwight Schrute : Hey. Tap away.
[Dwight puts noise-cancelling headphones on; Pam and Jim begin to blink rhythmically]
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Michael Scott : I need the name of a good private investigator.
Dwight Schrute : I think I've got one for you.
[reaches into wallet, pulls out a business card, and hands it to Michael]
Michael Scott : This is you. How much do you charge?
Dwight Schrute : $100 a day, plus expenses.
Michael Scott : I'll give you $50. Money's no object.