The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Large Hadron Collision (2010)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• Leonard Hofstadter : Come on, what would you guys do if you were me?

  Howard Wolowitz : I'd take Sheldon to Switzerland.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Seriouly?

  Howard Wolowitz : Absolutely. And I'd leave him there.

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  Howard Wolowitz : [on cellphone]  ... Sweetie. Uh, listen, I need to go, but I'll see you tonight? Bye-bye. Bye-bye. B- No, *you* hang up first. Hello?

  Raj Koothrappali : Dude, I'm glad you finally got a girlfriend, but do you *have* to do that lovey-dovey stuff in front of those of us who don't?

  Sheldon Cooper : Actually, he might have to. There's an economic concept known as a positional good, in which an object is only valued by the possessor because it's not possessed by others. The term was coined in 1976 by economist Fred Hirsch to replace the more colloquial but less precise "neener-neener".

• Howard Wolowitz : Sorry I couldn't hang with you last night; I had a date with Bernadette.

  Raj Koothrappali : I know. I saw the tweet.

• Raj Koothrappali : Even though I don't have a girlfriend, I can still have a good time on Valentine's.

  Howard Wolowitz : Trust me, you can't. I've tried.

  Raj Koothrappali : No, no, no. I'm gonna have a "me" day. I'm gonna go to one of those spas in Koreatown, take a steam, get a massage. Then I'm gonna stop at a pet store and get licked by puppies.