The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Large Hadron Collision (2010)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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• [last lines] 

  Raj Koothrappali : Oh my goodness, look at this room.

  [gasps] 

  Raj Koothrappali : Champagne! Roses! Oh, and little chocolates! This is going to be the best Valentine's day ever.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I forgot about all this.

  Raj Koothrappali : But I never will.

• [first lines] 

  Howard Wolowitz : [on cellphone]  ... Sweetie. Uh, listen, I need to go, but I'll see you tonight? Bye-bye. Bye-bye. B- No, *you* hang up first. Hello?

  Raj Koothrappali : Dude, I'm glad you finally got a girlfriend, but do you *have* to do that lovey-dovey stuff in front of those of us who don't?

  Sheldon Cooper : Actually, he might have to. There's an economic concept known as a positional good, in which an object is only valued by the possessor because it's not possessed by others. The term was coined in 1976 by economist Fred Hirsch to replace the more colloquial but less precise "neener-neener".

• Howard Wolowitz : Sorry I couldn't hang with you last night; I had a date with Bernadette.

  Raj Koothrappali : I know. I saw the tweet.

• [Sheldon places a tray of cutlery in front of Leonard and leaves] 

  Raj Koothrappali : What the hell is that?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, let's see... Yeah, thirty pieces of silverware.

• Raj Koothrappali : Even though I don't have a girlfriend, I can still have a good time on Valentine's.

  Howard Wolowitz : Trust me, you can't. I've tried.

  Raj Koothrappali : No, no, no. I'm gonna have a "me" day. I'm gonna go to one of those spas in Koreatown, take a steam, get a massage. Then I'm gonna stop at a pet store and get licked by puppies.