The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Precious Fragmentation (2010)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Where's the ring?
Leonard Hofstadter : It's in a FedEx box on its way back to where it came from.
Raj Koothrappali : The fires of Mount Doom?
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Sheldon Cooper : I would advise the three of you that resistance is futile. I have endless patience. I once spent two and a half hours on hold with Hewlett Packard customer service just to complain about their customer service.
Leonard Hofstadter : You want to talk about endless patience? Penny made me watch all five seasons of "Sex and the City".
Raj Koothrappali : There's six seasons, dude.
Leonard Hofstadter : Aw, crap!
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[rummaging through the junk they bought at a yard sale, Raj comes across an Aquaman action figure]
Howard Wolowitz : It looks like someone drew a penis on him.
Raj Koothrappali : That will come off.
[licking his thumb, Raj begins to vigorously rub the action figure's crotch]
Howard Wolowitz : You see what you're doing? Stop that.
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Raj Koothrappali : Look, let's be reasonable. We all want to do different things with the ring, but your ideas are stupid, and I want a jetski.