Zoolander 2 (2016)

Owen Wilson: Hansel

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Quotes 

• Hansel : Is it true you have sex for ten hours?

  Sting : No comment.

  [silently] 

  Sting : Fifteen...

• Hansel : [from trailer]  OLD?

  Derek Zoolander : [pronouncing the sign incorrectly]  LAMÉ?

• Hansel : My mom told me my dad was a beat cop.

• Sting : If you want to find the spirits in the material world you need to talk to the ghost in the machine.

  Hansel : What? Who is this?

  Sting : I have a message in a bottle for you, so don't go to the police.

• Katy Perry : Who-oo-oo-ooohh am-mm-mm-mm I-ah-ah-aye?

  Hansel : That was beautiful...

• Hansel : Neil, I gotta say, you're totally blowing my mind right now.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson : That's what I do. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch.

• Hansel : I'll go get Derek, tell my Orgy I love them!

• Hansel : Neil Degrasse Tyson? You don't know who you are, either?

• Hansel : [Talking to Derek Jr. about his mother]  I remember there was one night, she had me and your dad absolutely twisted in knots. I was driving the freak train, your dad's tearing tickets in the caboose... She had a mouth like Chinese finger cuffs, you know, where, like, you try to pull out but it just keeps getting tighter...

• Hansel : WHO AM I!