The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Wheaton Recurrence (2010)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Penny, reminder. Bowling, tonight at seven o'clock.
Penny : Oh, right. Bowling.
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, you don't have to come if you don't want to.
Penny : No, no, it's okay. I mean, let's face it, you guys would get creamed without me.
Sheldon Cooper : We would indeed. In this particular case your lack of femininity works to our advantage.
Penny : Always nice chatting with you, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Sarcasm?
Penny : Thinly-veiled contempt.
Sheldon Cooper : Remember: seven o'clock!
Penny : Got it!
Sheldon Cooper : Pacific Daylight Time.
Penny : Bite me!
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Leonard Hofstadter : Could we please talk about something else? Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, how about this for a topic: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming giant douches are possible.
Sheldon Cooper : Of course they are. Leonard's being one.
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Penny : Leonard, stop pressuring me.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm not pressuring you.
Penny : Yeah, you are! Just back off!
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, I'm sorry. I'll shut up.
Penny : I didn't mean shut up.
Leonard Hofstadter : Fine. Just tell me what to do, and I'll do it.
Penny : No. That isn't fair to you, Leonard. I'm sorry.
[she heads for the door]
Sheldon Cooper : Wait! Where are you going? Penny, come back! I'll get you ice cream!
Leonard Hofstadter : No, let her go.
Sheldon Cooper : Are you insane? If she leaves, it's over!
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm pretty sure it's already over.
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[first lines]
Penny : Having a little trouble catching your breath there?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, no, I'm good. If my P.E. teachers had told me this is what I was training for, I would have tried a lot harder.
[chuckles]
Penny : Do or do not. There is no try.
Leonard Hofstadter : Did you just quote Star Wars?
Penny : I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, my God. I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.
[they kiss]
Leonard Hofstadter : I love you, Penny.
Penny : [pause] Oh. Oh. Thank you.
Leonard Hofstadter : You're welcome. I just wanted to put that out there.
Penny : Oh, yeah, no, I, I'm, I'm glad.
Leonard Hofstadter : Good. Good; glad is good.
Penny : Yeah. Ahem. No, no. Um. So, it's getting pretty late. We should probably go to sleep.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah.
Penny : Okay.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah.
Penny : Hmm.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, probably.
Penny : OK. Good night, sweetie.
Leonard Hofstadter : Good night.
[They kiss, then Penny rolls over and stares wide-eyed]
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Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe I'm a little ahead of you. That's fine. In fact, it makes sense, 'cause let's face it, I've been in this relationship 2 years longer than you.