The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Pants Alternative (2010)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon : Problem.
Leonard : What?
Sheldon : They expect me to give a speech at the banquet. I can't give a speech.
Howard Wolowitz : No, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can't do is shut up.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, before the movie you did 20 minutes on why guacamole turns brown. It turned brown while you were talking.
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Leonard : Hey, Sheldon, I was up in the Administration Office, and I happened to overhear the name of the winner of this year's Chancellor's Award for Science.
Sheldon : And you want to rub my nose in the fact that my contributions are being overlooked again. I'm the William Shatner of theoretical physics. All right, I'll play. What self-important, preening *fraud* are they honoring this year?
Leonard : Well, I'm so glad you asked it like that: You.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, you're being ridiculous.
Sheldon Cooper : Am I? Let me tell you a story.
Howard Wolowitz : [to himself] Where's 70 children when you need them?
Sheldon Cooper : I was 14 and graduating summa cum laude from college. Summa cum laude is Latin for with highest honors.
Penny : I just love how you always skip over the part where no one asks.
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Sheldon : Would it be helpful to you if I told you about my dreams?
Leonard : Um; I don't know, maybe.
Sheldon : I recently had a dream that I was a giant, but everything around me was to scale, so it all looked normal.
Leonard : How did you know you were a giant, if everything was to scale?
Sheldon : I was wearing size a million pants.