- Michael Scott: My favorite restaurant closed down.
- Jo Bennett: I hate that.
- Michael Scott: My new favorite restaurant sucks.
- [Michael is on Jo's private jet, as she asks him what has him upset]
- Michael Scott: It has not been a blockbuster year for me financially. My Blockbuster stock is down.
- Jo Bennett: When Mamma was working as a prison guard, and something went missing, she'd ask one question. What do we do when we find the guilty party? And if they said "Come down on them with that swift hammer of justice!", innocent. A clear conscience don't need no mercy. But if they said, "Officer Bessy, well, they may have had a reason, blah, blah, blah", well, nine times out of ten, that's the anus they'd check.
- Michael Scott: Really? A baby otter? Okay, um, count me in as "who cares". It's not even that interesting a baby otter. It can't even stand up.
- [looks toward computer]
- Michael Scott: It's trying to stand up...
- [choking up]
- Michael Scott: There it goes.
- Kelly Kapoor: It is so boring where we work. I mean, it's as interesting as a morgue. It might be less interesting than a morgue.
- Michael Scott: Hey, hey! It's as interesting as a morgue.
- Andy Bernard: If you say anything, so help me god, I'll break off the temples of your glasses and stick em' in your eye sockets.
- Jo Bennett: I came up here with a big problem, and I got a branch manager who's givin' me the silent treatment. Speak to me. Speak.
- [Jo's dog barks]
- Jo Bennett: Oh, honey, surely you don't want that.
- Michael Scott: I-I surely do, and don't call me honey.