- Dave Seville: Take the suit off, then.
- Ian Hawke: I can't.
- Dave Seville: Why not?
- Ian Hawke: I'm not wearing anything underneath.
- [sees an island]
- Ian Hawke: Look!
- Dave Seville: It's okay. I believe you.
- Ian Hawke: No, look!
- [first lines]
- Theodore (singing voice), Simon (singing voice), The Chipettes (singing voice): [sing Vacation]
- Dave: One, two, three... Guys.
- Dave: Guys freeze.
- [stoping music Vacation]
- Simon, Theodore, Eleanor, Jeanette, Brittany: [sighs]
- Dave: Where's Alvin?
- Alvin: Hi, Dave!
- Alvin: I think I know why Dave hasn't come.
- Brittany: You do? Why?
- Alvin: 'Cause he's not even looking.
- Brittany: Alvin, why wouldn't he be looking for us?
- Alvin: Because I drive him crazy. you know the way Simon's been driving me crazy? I mean, that's what I've been doing to Dave for years. No wonder he hates me.
- [sigh]
- Brittany: Oh, don't worry, Alvin. I'm sure Dave will come. I mean, he certainly loves Simon and Theodore.
- Dave Seville: All right, Ian, get everyone to the raft. If the volcano blows before I make it out of here, you have to promise me you'll...
- Ian Hawke: Leave without you, got it!
- Eleanor: I think I sprained my ankle!
- Zoe: Ooh, you know what. You should put some ice on that.
- [everyone looks at her]
- Zoe: Oh no, guys I don't have any ice. I live there in that tree. I just thought that maybe you did, though.
- Simon: No, we don't have any ice. Just like we don't have any shelter.
- Zoe: Wow, that's a major bummer for you. Do you guys like bungee jumping?
- Zoe: All right, Calloway, I need you to go in there and find Simone. I know you can do it little buddy.
- [throws golf ball into water]
- Jeanette: Uh, you're kidding. Right?
- Zoe: If Calloway can't find, him nobody can-...
- [ball hits her in head]
- Zoe: Uh, ow!
- Jeanette: [gasps] Simone!
- Zoe: [rubbing her head] Told ya.
- Simone: I have something for you. Maybe this will be a way to make it up.
- [pulls out a bracelet]
- Jeanette: Oh, it's beautiful! Where did you find it?
- Zoe: Yeah, it is beautiful. Where did you find it?
- Simone: In a cave behind a waterfall. I thought it would look nice on you. But now I realize even the most precious gem cannot compare to your beauty.
- [puts the bracelet on Jeanette's head]
- Eleanor, Theodore: Aww.
- Zoe: Yeah. Were there any other jewels or gems or diamonds or anything else in there?
- Simone: By the time I found the gold, I had already been gone from my Jeanette far too long.
- Theodore: Aww!
- [Eleanor looks at him]
- Theodore: What?
- [last lines]
- Alvin: Thank you for Air Alvin chose. Have a nice flight.
- Flight Attendant: Please be seated. We go off. Now sit.
- Dave: But, he's that...
- Flight Attendant: Sit!
- Dave: Be careful.
- [Dave jumps and falling on soft drinks]
- Alvin: [Dave yelling] ALVIN!
- Dave Seville: [cleaning gravy off his pants] Unbelievable. Gravy pants.
- [sees the cruise ship's pelican mascot]
- Dave Seville: Hey! Hey.
- [they approach each other]
- Dave Seville: You have a problem with me?
- Ian Hawke: [points at Dave] Oh, you *bet* I have a problem with you.
- Dave Seville: Why?
- Ian Hawke: As if you didn't know.
- Dave Seville: [shakes his head] I *don't* know.
- [the pelican mascot removes his head, revealing the frowning face of Ian Hawke; Dave stares wide-eyed]
- Dave Seville: Ian? What are you doing here?
- Ian Hawke: I'm working, Dave.
- Dave Seville: This is your job?
- Ian Hawke: Yeah, not too many record labels are interested in hiring the guy who blew it with the Chipmunks, blew it with the Chipettes and passed on Justin Bieber... twice.
- Dave Seville: Look, Ian, I'm sorry you lost your job and... your dignity, but spilling things-- hot things-- on me isn't gonna bring any of that stuff back.
- Ian Hawke: You're right, Dave. It's... too late for me to get my old life back, but it's not too late to ruin yours.
- Dave Seville: You wanna ruin my life?
- Ian Hawke: Why don't we just start with this vacation? If I see those chipmunks break so much as one rule, I'm going *straight* to Captain Correlli. You're in *my* house now!
- [chuckles]
- Ian Hawke: Although-- I mean, technically, it's not a house. It's a ship.
- [seriously]
- Ian Hawke: The point is, I'll be watching you.
- [walks away without taking his eyes off Dave]
- Ian Hawke: Like a hawk!
- [puts his pelican head on backwards; Dave shakes his head and leaves]
- Zoe: They found it! And the best part is, they don't even know what they found! They just think it's just one gold bracelet! Which means that the rest of the treasure is MINE! ALL MINE!
- [laughs maniacally]