- Penelope Garcia: [voiceover] Ralph W. Sockman said, Nothing is so strong as gentleness, and nothing is so gentle as real strength.
- Emily Prentiss: [while walking through D.C] JJ that's not the point!
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [scoffs] Well are you gonna call him?
- Emily Prentiss: Maybe.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [groans/while laughing] Emily!
- Emily Prentiss: Mick Rawson is an arrogant, uh oversexed, egotistical...
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Hot British dude with a sexy accent, badge and gun. Just your type.
- Emily Prentiss: [scoffs]
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [as Garcia walks towards them] Alright, you know what? I don't even get you sometimes.
- Emily Prentiss: It wouldn't go anywhere.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: You don't know that.
- Emily Prentiss: I know our *work* schedules.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Okay, you know what, Will and I make it work.
- [sees Garcia coming, carrying a ton of shopping bags]
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Oh no.
- Emily Prentiss: [laughs]
- Penelope Garcia: I know, I know, I know, I know. Don't say it. But when you see what's in here, and - and it's not my fault. They were calling to me, I swear. And they were all on sale, so if you think about it that means I am helping the economy which is more than I can say for you guys... 'cause no one else has bags.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Yeah, please tell me all of those aren't for my son.
- Penelope Garcia: They're not.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Good.
- Penelope Garcia: [holds up a tiny bag] This one is for Kevin.
- [Prentiss laughs]
- Penelope Garcia: What it is my duty as a fairy godmother to *spoil* the child. And Henry is finally old enough to be fun while opening presents. I am not taking them back! Give me my coffee and no one's gonna get hurt.
- Penelope Garcia: [after witnessing the unsub commit a murder] He was still alive.
- Derek Morgan: Baby, there's nothing else you could have done.
- Penelope Garcia: I felt him leave. He was there one second, and then... just a body.
- Derek Morgan: I'm really sorry that you had to see all of that.
- Penelope Garcia: Derek, I didn't see... I was in it. I was sort of used to seeing horrible things from the safety of my screens every day, but this was... right there.
- Derek Morgan: Why didn't you go and find someone before you ran out there?
- Penelope Garcia: Because when I got shot, I remember thinking "The last thing I'm ever gonna see in this life is the man who killed me", and I couldn't let that happen to him. He had to see something good before he died.
- Derek Morgan: It sucks, doesn't it?
- Penelope Garcia: What?
- Derek Morgan: Just knowing that we couldn't have done any of this without you.
- Penelope Garcia: [scoffing laugh] Yeah, pretty much.
- Derek Morgan: I'm proud of you, Penelope. Despite everything that happened, you came back... and you got the job done.
- Penelope Garcia: The sight of blood used to make me run away. And two nights ago I ran towards it.
- Derek Morgan: It means you're changing into someone stronger than you realize. You cared enough to risk your own life to try and save someone else.
- Penelope Garcia: Yeah, but... what's the difference between being strong and being jaded? I'm scared, Derek. I don't want to lose who I am just so I can do this job.
- Derek Morgan: We are in one of the most beautiful places on Earth. I know you see that, don't you?
- Penelope Garcia: Yeah.
- Derek Morgan: Then we have nothing to worry about. It's who you are, baby girl. You see the beauty in everything and everyone no matter where you go. That part of you is never gonna change, and I won't let it.
- Penelope Garcia: I don't need you to protect me.
- Derek Morgan: Tough. I think I'm gonna stay on the job a little while longer.
- Penelope Garcia: Yeah?
- Derek Morgan: Mm-hmm.
- Penelope Garcia: How much longer?
- Derek Morgan: Every day of my life.
- Penelope Garcia: I kind of love you, Derek Morgan.
- Derek Morgan: I kinda love you, Penelope Garcia.
- Emily Prentiss: [sees Rossi walking into the conference room wearing a suit] Wow!
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Sorry to ruin your night.
- Derek Morgan: [smugly] What are you working on wife number four?
- David Rossi: I see you people *way* too much.
- Penelope Garcia: [voiceover] Nature, in her most dazzling aspects or stupendous parts, is but the background and theater of the tragedy of man. -John Morley
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: It looks like we'll have to double up.
- Derek Morgan: I'm not sleeping with Reid.
- Penelope Garcia: [taking Morgan's hand] Dibs.
- Kevin Lynch: [via phone to Garcia] What do you mean you're sharing a room with Morgan?
- Joshua Beardsley: What are you doing?
- Penelope Garcia: Trying to make this place a little less analog... Sorry, I forget my hacker jokes aren't funny.
- Brenda Bright: [All by herself, alone in the dark, hears something, at loud] Anyone there?
- [to herself]
- Brenda Bright: Yeah, Brenda, right, 'cause a homicidal maniac hiding in the shadows, is really going to answer you
- Sheriff Rhodes: [to Hotch and Rossi] Look, I hate to say it, but half this town matches most of your profile
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Let's get started
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: All right, Anchorage Field Office has asked us to investigate a series of murders in Franklin, Alaska. There's three people dead in less than a week
- Dr. Spencer Reid: For a town with a population of 1,476 that's fairly significant
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: It's their first murder investigation on record
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Have you determined whether or not she was raped?
- Doc Johnson: I didn't even think to look