- Penny: Hey guys, where are you two headed?
- Leonard: Hi Penny. We're just going to head downstairs to the comic store.
- Penny: Oh, yeah, sounds like fun. Dracula must be doing a signing or something.
- Sheldon: Dracula is nocturnal. Therefore, he would not be able to attend any public events before dusk.
- Penny: Yeah, there's that... and the whole not being real thing.
- Penny: What's a Comic-Con? Oh, is that like a guy goes to jail for stealing comic books or something?
- Hot Brunette: I'd like to come in.
- Penny: Oh yeah? What do you want to do in there?
- Hot Brunette: Well, I was thinking maybe we could go online and lookup the Vulcan word for girl-on-girl action.
- Hot Brunette: Yeah. Right now I'm gonna go lick long and toss her... salad? And after that I'm going to move on back to her Endor.
- Penny: [on her costume choice for Comic-Con] I just haven't decided yet.
- Leonard: But, we're going over there this afternoon, after you get off work. Don't you think that's kinda important?
- Penny: Yeah, but if I don't figure it out, I'll just go as myself, okay?
- Leonard: Why would you want to go as a college dropout?
- Penny: What did you say?
- Leonard: Oh boy.
- Penny: That is not what you said. And, for your information, Len-nerd, the only reason I'm going to this geekfest is because I wanted to spend time with you and get to know you a little better, so maybe you'd take your head out of your comic books and put it between my legs. But instead, you can shove it up your ass.
- Penny: Those two crack me up.
- Hot Brunette: *Those* nerds, you're kidding me, right?
- Penny: No, I actually think the short one's kinda cute in like a Harry Potter kinda way.