Modern Family (TV Series)
Manny Get Your Gun (2010)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
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Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Tell me the truth, Jay. Did you put the key in my bag?
Jay Pritchett : ... No.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I won't be mad.
Jay Pritchett : In order to prove a point, I may have...
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Punches Jay repeatedly in the arm] I knew it!
Jay Pritchett : Ow! Why did I get you such a big watch?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Why, Jay? What point do you have you to prove?
Jay Pritchett : I'm trying to teach you to be organized. Your mind is scattered, Gloria.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : *Your* mind is gonna be scattered! Manny, hand me the gun!
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Jay Pritchett : I like being on time. It's easy, 'cause I'm organized. Not my wife. You'd think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles she'd have learned to move a little bit faster.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Runs in and sits down] Sorry! Sorry! I couldn't find my earring. So, what were we talking about, huh?
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Jay Pritchett : Maybe if you had a system for where you leave things.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I have a system. I put down things, then I remember where I put them.
Jay Pritchett : And that would be preferable to, say, putting them on the key holder which just happens to look like a large key?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Stop screaming!
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : How come I do all the looking and you do all the sitting?
Jay Pritchett : 'Cause you do all the losing.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Oh, and you're this close of doing all the sleeping in a tent on the backyard.