Modern Family (TV Series)
Slow Down Your Neighbors (2011)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : There is no reason that thing should stay upright.
Jay Pritchett : There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.
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Jay Pritchett : You don't know how to ride a bike?
Manny Delgado : I know how to ride *this* bike.
Jay Pritchett : Stephen Hawking could ride *that* bike.
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Jay Pritchett : [to Gloria, who is worried about learning to ride a bike] Trust me, I'm not gonna hurt you. You're a work of art. If you get scratched, the value goes down. I'm making a joke to lighten the mood.