Modern Family (TV Series)
Boys' Night (2011)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson: Mitchell Pritchett
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Quotes
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Mitchell Pritchett : People can surprise you. You get used to thinking of them one way, stuck in their roles. They are what they are. And then they do something that shows you there's all this depth and dimension that you never knew existed.
Cameron Tucker : Are you talking about Rob Lowe?
Mitchell Pritchett : I'm just saying he's a very versatile actor. I think his good looks have actually held him back.
Cameron Tucker : Well, I can relate to that.
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Jay Pritchett : [Sitting with Mitchell's gay friends] So what does a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?
Mitchell Pritchett : Nobody say anything.
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Mitchell Pritchett : Saturday night we're having dinner with Pepper, Longines and Crispin.
Cameron Tucker : They're our gay friends.
Mitchell Pritchett : I think that was clear. I've been spending a lot of time with a lot of straight people lately, and darlin', I need a night with my homeys.
Cameron Tucker : You mean your homos.
[Giggles]
Mitchell Pritchett : Yeah. You know what? Maybe you should stay in and babysit.
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Mitchell Pritchett : Hey, Haley.
Haley Dunphy : Oh, hey, Uncle Mitchell.
Mitchell Pritchett : Hey, is your mom home?
Haley Dunphy : No. She had to take Alex to the oncologist.
Mitchell Pritchett : Oh, my God. What's wrong?
Haley Dunphy : She needed new glasses.
Mitchell Pritchett : Oh. Did you mean the optometrist?
Haley Dunphy : Whatever.
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Mitchell Pritchett : When I was 12 years old, my father walked into by bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do - dancing to Madonna's 'Lucky Star'.
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Cameron Tucker : What are you thinking? Haley is a very sweet and fashionable girl, but seems hardly a responsible caregiver!
Mitchell Pritchett : Well, you know what? We needed a sitter. She's family. I say we give her a shot.
Cameron Tucker : A shot. Oh, with our only child. Sure, why not? If something goes wrong, we'll just pop over to the Orient, grab another one!