Modern Family (TV Series)
Mother Tucker (2010)
Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy
Quotes
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Alex Dunphy : So dumb guys go for dumb girls *and* smart guys go for dumb girls? What do the smart girls get?
Phil Dunphy : Cats, mostly.
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Haley Dunphy : [after breaking up with Dylan] I miss him.
Phil Dunphy : Yeah. He was your first real boyfriend.
Haley Dunphy : I keep expecting him to show up. He used to come by at night and I'd sneak out to see him.
Phil Dunphy : Yeah, I know.
Haley Dunphy : You knew?
Phil Dunphy : His car's thirty years old and doesn't have a muffler. And he honked.