The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Justice League Recombination (2010)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Okay, the good news is, we have a Wonder Woman.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh.
Raj Koothrappali : Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : What's the bad news?
Howard Wolowitz : Superman probably isn't getting laid tonight.
Zack : [Looks down at his Superman costume] Aw, damn.
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Raj Koothrappali : Oh, great. No Superman, no Wonder Woman? All we've got is a skinny Flash, an Indian Aquaman, a nearsighted Green Lantern, and a teeny, tiny Dark Knight.
Sheldon Cooper : Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.
Raj Koothrappali : Ooh, I call Kermit.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm Kermit. You're Scooter.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, man. Scooter sucks. He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies.
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Howard Wolowitz : [in gravelly voice] I'm Batman.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I hardly think so. The real Caped Crusader calls his crime-fighting cohorts when he's running late.
Howard Wolowitz : I had to walk. I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter.
[Raj walks inside in his Aquaman costume with attached seahorse]
Raj Koothrappali : I've said this before and I'll say it again, Aquaman sucks.
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[first lines]
Raj Koothrappali : [playing a card] Water Demon.
Howard Wolowitz : [playing a card] Ice Dragon.
Leonard Hofstadter : [playing a card] Lesser Warlord of Ka'a.
Sheldon Cooper : Not so fast.
[playing a card]
Sheldon Cooper : Infinite Sheldon.
Leonard Hofstadter : Infinite Sheldon?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes. Infinite Sheldon, it beats all other cards - and does not violate the rule against homemade cards because I made it at work.
Leonard Hofstadter : You understand why people don't want to play with you?
Sheldon Cooper : No. Although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool.
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Penny : [after the guys make fun of Zack] You know, for a group of guys who claim to have been bullied, you can be real jerks. Shame on all of you.
[she storms out]
Raj Koothrappali : [having not said a word] What the hell did I do?
Penny : [poking her head back in] You laughed.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [about apologizing to Zack] What would I even say?
Sheldon Cooper : "Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid. Have a Milk Dud."
Raj Koothrappali : A Milk Dud?
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah. Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Were we bullying Zack?
Howard Wolowitz : No, I know bullying. He left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants-free.
Raj Koothrappali : And nobody drew a penis on his forehead.
Leonard Hofstadter : That happened to you?
Raj Koothrappali : First day of cricket camp. They drew it so the testicles were my eyes.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Fine, if Zack's going to be Superman, I want to be Green Lantern.
Raj Koothrappali : But I'm Green Lantern.
Leonard Hofstadter : You can be Aquaman.
Raj Koothrappali : I don't want to be Aquaman. He sucks. He sucks underwater. He sucks fish pee.
Leonard Hofstadter : Excuse me, I believe Aquaman uses his telepathic powers to request the fish do their business elsewhere.