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The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Love Car Displacement (2011)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : All right, why don't we see if we can bring this back to topic?
Howard Wolowitz : [turns to Bernadette] Let me ask you something, Bernie.
Sheldon Cooper : [resigned] I guess not.
Howard Wolowitz : How would you feel if you met my ex-girlfriend and she was, like, Angelina Jolie?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, come on, Howard, be realistic!
Howard Wolowitz : What? I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
Raj Koothrappali : I'd like to weigh in here: no.
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Howard Wolowitz : Sorry. I just never figured that a guy like me going out with a girl like you would ever have to compete with a guy like that.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Wait a minute. "A girl like me"? What's that mean?
Howard Wolowitz : [instantly realizes his mistake] Um... I...
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Are you saying you don't think I'm hot enough to go out with a guy like Glenn?
Howard Wolowitz : No! No, I'm saying exactly the opposite.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm *too* hot to go out with a guy like Glenn?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, let's go with that.
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Sheldon Cooper : [In their car, into a walkie-talkie] Red Leader to Red Five. Come in.
[No response, into walkie-talkie again]
Sheldon Cooper : Red Leader to Red Five. Come in.
[Still no response, into walkie-talkie, this time annoyed]
Sheldon Cooper : Howard, you promised!
Howard Wolowitz : [Over walkie-talkie speaker, annoyed] Fine. Red Five to Red Leader. What do you want now?
Sheldon Cooper : [Into walkie-talkie] It's 11:15. I am requesting your quarterly hour location update.
Howard Wolowitz : [Over speaker] Still right behind you.
Sheldon Cooper : Copy that, Red Five.
[Looks into center rear-view mirror, then into walkie-talkie]
Sheldon Cooper : Verbal confirmation is sufficient. No need to extend your middle finger.