The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Benefactor Factor (2011)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Raj Koothrappali : Here's what I wonder about zombies:

  [the others groan] 

  Raj Koothrappali : What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat? They can't starve to death, they're already dead.

  Howard Wolowitz : You take this one. I spent an hour last night on "How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?"

  Sheldon Cooper : Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed.

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, okay. So, zombies.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, I guess it depends on the zombies, Raj. Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies? Like in '28 Days', if those zombies didn't eat, they starved.

  Howard Wolowitz : Yes, you're thinking of '28 Days Later'. '28 Days' is where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab and puts the audience into an undead state.

• [last lines] 

  President Siebert : Ah, there he is, the man of the hour! He took one for the team!

  Leonard Hofstadter : I didn't do it for the money.

  President Siebert : Keep telling yourself that; it makes it easier. Trust me, I know.

  Raj Koothrappali : Cool, buddy. That's awesome.

  Howard Wolowitz : How was she?

• Mrs. Latham : Alright, Dr. Kooth - whatever it is. You're up.

  Raj Koothrappali : [terrified]  It's Koothrappali. I have to tinkle.