The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Cohabitation Formulation (2011)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : Granted, Penny, your secondary sexual characteristics are reasonably bodacious, but Priya is highly educated, she's an accomplished professional, and she comes from the culture that literally wrote the book on neat ways to have sex. Whereas you, on the other hand, are a community college dropout who comes from the culture that wrote the book on tipping cows.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : [to Penny, about Priya]  I am regretting my earlier cattiness. She is an absolute delight.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : [visiting Penny]  I just wanted to check in on you.

  Penny : Why?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Seems like the appropriate thing to do when your best friend finds herself replaced by a smart, beautiful woman with the smoldering sexuality of a crouched Bengal tiger.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Thanks to you, I was able to make a rhesus monkey cry like a disgraced televangelist.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, you have a guest who's upset.

  Sheldon Cooper : Right. I'll make tea.

  Penny : Oh Sweetie, that's okay. I don't want tea.

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, it's not optional.