The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Cohabitation Formulation (2011)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Priya Koothrappali : So, Penny, Leonard tells me you're an actress. That must be pretty exciting.

  Penny : Oh, yeah, yes, real great. Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition I thought was going to be for a cat-food commercial. It turned out to be porn.

  Sheldon Cooper : Did you get the part?

  Penny : I didn't do the audition!

  Sheldon Cooper : Given the state of your career, can you really afford to be picky?

• Amy Farrah Fowler : [visiting Penny]  I just wanted to check in on you.

  Penny : Why?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Seems like the appropriate thing to do when your best friend finds herself replaced by a smart, beautiful woman with the smoldering sexuality of a crouched Bengal tiger.

• Penny : I'm sorry. I didn't know you had company. I don't want to impose.

  Sheldon Cooper : No, no. It's not an imposition. At this point, in our ecosystem, you are akin to the plover, a small scavenging bird that eats extra food from between the teeth of crocodiles. Please, fly into our open maw, and have at it.

  Penny : If I had more than a box of baking soda in my refrigerator, I wouldn't have to take that.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, you have a guest who's upset.

  Sheldon Cooper : Right. I'll make tea.

  Penny : Oh Sweetie, that's okay. I don't want tea.

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, it's not optional.