The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cohabitation Formulation (2011)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Mrs. Wolowitz : Who's there? Are you a sex criminal?
Howard Wolowitz : Sex criminals don't have keys, Ma!
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Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset, you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.
Howard Wolowitz : Tea does sound nice.
Sheldon Cooper : You heard the man, Leonard. And while you're at it, I'm upset that we have an unannounced house guest, so make me cocoa.
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Howard Wolowitz : We wait for my mom's heart to explode from all the salt she eats. Then we just stick her in the ground, flip her mattress and move into the big bedroom.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'll finish making the tea while you narcissistically ramble on about whatever's troubling you.
Howard Wolowitz : Thanks.
Sheldon Cooper : That's what tertiary friends are for.
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Mrs. Wolowitz : Who's there? Is it a sex criminal?
Howard Wolowitz : Nobody wants to do that to you, Ma!