The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Prestidigitation Approximation (2011)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Are you familiar with Darwin's observation of the finches in the Galapagos Islands?
Penny : Did they make a movie about it?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Penny : Then, no.
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Leonard Hofstadter : What's up with the infrared cameras?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm measuring residual heat levels on the playing cards to determine which ones have been touched. By the way, if you hope to have children, I suggest you switch from briefs to boxers. Your testicles look a tad warm.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Last night, me wanting to try that stuff out of the Kama Sutra... was that fun for you, or kind of racially insensitive?
Priya Koothrappali : Yeah, just because you're in bed with an Indian woman, you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions from an ancient Indian love manual?
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, if you can find a book called "Weird Sex With White Boys", I'd be okay with that.
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Priya Koothrappali : Listen, we need to talk about something.
Leonard Hofstadter : [panicked] Oh, my god, you're breaking up with me. Why would you take me clothes shopping and then break up with me? That is just cruel.
Priya Koothrappali : Leonard, relax. I'm not breaking up with you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh.
[he takes a breath from his inhaler]
Leonard Hofstadter : [playing it cool] So, what's up?
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Leonard Hofstadter : Penny and I are just friends.
Priya Koothrappali : I don't care. This is a woman you have slept with. If you want her around, then I have to wonder if maybe you're not ready to move on.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, no, no, I'm ready. I gave up the gift of sight for you! If that's not moving on, what is?
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Leonard Hofstadter : How about we still hang out, but on the down low?
Penny : Are you really that kind of guy?
Leonard Hofstadter : No. I actually felt kind of silly just saying "on the down low."
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Penny : Oh, for god's sake, Leonard, this is about Priya, isn't it? She doesn't want me hanging out with you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes. There, I said it.
Penny : Okay, look, I happen to like your girlfriend.
Leonard Hofstadter : And she likes you.
Penny : No, she doesn't.
Leonard Hofstadter : Not really, no.
Penny : It doesn't matter. Look, I promise from now on I will keep my distance from you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, now, hold on. What kind of distance are we talking about? Because we are neighbours. I mean, I can hear the toilet flush in your apartment.
Penny : You can hear my toilet flush?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't listen for it, but it's nice to know everything's okay with your plumbing. The building's plumbing.
Penny : Leonard, I get it. You're in a new relationship now. And I'm happy for you. So why don't we just shake hands and part friends?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, now hold on, how about this? How about we still hang out, but on the down-low?
Penny : Are you really that kind of guy?
Leonard Hofstadter : No. I actually felt kinda silly just saying on the down-low.
Penny : [sadly] Goodbye Leonard.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Check it out. Just got contacts.
[scene switches to Leonard view - out of focus]
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hypothetically, if I had access to a Lieutenant Uhura uniform, would you wear it?
Priya Koothrappali : Leonard, it is a source of great pain to me and my family that my brother has that outfit in his wardrobe.
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Priya Koothrappali : You have such beautiful eyes. Have you ever thought about getting contacts?
Leonard Hofstadter : I tried in the 7th grade. I could never get used to 'em.
Priya Koothrappali : Oh, that's too bad.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, if I had contacts, I would have been the coolest debate club president to ever be stuffed into his own cello case.
Priya Koothrappali : If you had them on now, you could see what we're going to do next.
[kisses Leonard]
Leonard Hofstadter : That's okay, I can infer from context.