The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification (2010)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Oh, look. It's Leonard and R2-D-bag.
Raj Koothrappali : That's my joke; I told it last night. You can't just use it.
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Howard Wolowitz : I say we just take him to Tatooine and sell him to some Jawas.
Raj Koothrappali : That's two, dude. Write your own jokes.
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[Sheldon has introduced his 'virtual presence device' to his friends]
Howard Wolowitz : [Raj whispers in his ear] Really? That's your question, "When did he put a ramp in"?
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Howard Wolowitz : [Raj just whispered something to him] You're right. Penny jogs, maybe you guys can run together.
Sheldon Cooper : That's an excellent idea! Yeah, if we chat, it will create the illusion of time going faster.
Penny : [unimpressed] No, it won't.
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Howard Wolowitz : What do we owe you?
Leonard Hofstadter : It came to $28.17 Let's say six bucks apiece.
Howard Wolowitz : [as Howard and Raj hand money over to Leonard] There you go.
Leonard Hofstadter : Thank you.
[Leonard looks at Penny who has a stunned look on her face]
Penny : What?
Leonard Hofstadter : Never mind, I got it.
Penny : Oh, you wanted me to pay.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's no big deal.
Penny : No, no, no, you're right, we're not going out anymore. I should pay for myself.
[Raj whispers in Howard's ear, and they start laughing]
Penny : What?
Howard Wolowitz : No, he, uh, He said if he had woman parts, he'd eat for free the rest of his life.
Penny : Yeah, but you wouldn't be able to talk to yourself.
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Howard Wolowitz : [Raj whispers in Howard's ear] You're right. Penny jogs. Maybe you guys can run together.
Sheldon Cooper : That's an excellent idea! If we chat, it will create the illusion of time going faster.
Penny : [unenthused] No, it won't. Um... hey, how does he know I jog?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, he watches you from his car with high-powered binoculars.
Penny : [disgusted] Oh, my god! That is so creepy!
Howard Wolowitz : [mimicking Penny's tone of voice] I know!
[Raj whispers in Howard's ear]
Howard Wolowitz : And he says he's not gonna stop.
[freaked out, Raj whispers in his ear again]
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, well, then see a shrink and figure out how to talk to women.
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Penny : What's my share?
Leonard Hofstadter : 12 bucks.
Penny : Can I get it to you after Friday, when I get paid?
Leonard Hofstadter : Sure
Penny : What am I up to now?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, okay, with the Indian food, the pizza, the Thai food, the tank of gas, the frozen yogurt, and your rent, a little over $1400.
[Raj whispers in Howard's ear and both giggle]
Penny : What now?
Howard Wolowitz : He's just expressing his admiration that you don't even have to put out to get free stuff.
Penny : It's not free. I'm going to pay him back.
Penny : [Raj whispers into Howard's ear again and both giggle] Shut up!