The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Wildebeest Implementation (2011)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I must say, Leonard, ever since you've been having regular intercourse, your mind has lost its keen edge. You should reflect on that.
Leonard Hofstadter : Excuse me, but Einstein had a very busy sex life.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, and he never unified gravity with the other forces. If he hadn't been such a hound dog, we'd all have time machines.
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Raj Koothrappali : [Considering taking anti-anxiety medicine] As a scientist, thinking is my bread and butter. I'm afraid if I take these I might lose that unique, special something that has made me so successful in my field.
Sheldon Cooper : Rajesh, I've had the privilege of working alongside you for many years. My advice to you is that you gobble these up like Tic-Tacs.
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Sheldon Cooper : I don't know what color lonely is.
Raj Koothrappali : What?
Sheldon Cooper : Red is angry, yellow is frightened, green is jealous, and blue is depressed. Perhaps we can assign a color to lonely.
Raj Koothrappali : Nothing rhymes with orange. It's probably lonely.
Sheldon Cooper : All right. Come in. You positively orange with loneliness.
[Raj enters the apartment]
Sheldon Cooper : No, I don't see that catching on at all.
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Sheldon Cooper : [about his new 3-person chess game] Do you know how I solved the balanced center combat-area problem? Five words: transitional quadrilateral to triangular tessellation.
Leonard Hofstadter : That, that's brilliant.
Sheldon Cooper : It's what I do.
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Raj Koothrappali : Thank you for coming with me, Sheldon. You're a good friend.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm glad you think so. That's what I strive to emulate.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : [playing 3-person chess] My Catapult flings my Bishop to Howard's Queen's Gorilla two.
Howard Wolowitz : Nice. Okay, Rook to Transporter Pad. And he comes out at Leonard's Queen's Bishop five-and-a-third. Check on Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hang on. When is my Pawn allowed to use the Golf Cart?
Sheldon Cooper : When it's done charging. Or you land on the Time Machine - obviously.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, oh, Beekeeper to King twelve. I capture your Pope and release the Swarm. Checkmate on Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : I knew I should have given my Pope the jet pack.
Raj Koothrappali : [standing naked in the kitchen] Hey, I've got winners.