The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hot Troll Deviation (2010)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : So Howard and Bernadette agreed to discuss it over coffee.
Sheldon Cooper : Quick question.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Why are you telling me all this?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know. I guess your movements are so life-like I sometimes forget you're not a real boy.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [Walking by Sheldon's office door] My God, what is that smell?
[Knocks on the door-Sheldon emerges wearing a gasmask]
Sheldon Cooper : Yes?
Leonard Hofstadter : What are you doing in there?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm making hydrogen sulfide and ammonia gas. Just a little experiment in pest control.
Raj Koothrappali : [Raj emerges from the office] That's not gonna work, dude, I grew up in India: an entire sub-continent where cows walk in the street and nobody has ever had a solid bowel movement.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, we'll just see how long you can hold out.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, we'll just see how you noxious gas fares against my cinnamon-apple scented aromatherapy candles.
[Retreats into the office. Sheldon turns to Leonard and shakes his head]
Leonard Hofstadter : Didn't you say you're making hydrogen sulfide gas?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : Isn't that flammable?
Sheldon Cooper : Highly.
[Leonard looks at him with raised eyebrows]
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, dear.
Raj Koothrappali : [There is a flash and a bang from inside the office. Leonard and Sheldon step back quickly. Raj emerges blackened and dishevelled with a parakeet in a cage] This is not over.
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Howard Wolowitz : How am I gonna play this? Sophisticated and relaxed? Friendly, noncommittal? Cold and distant?
[Bernadette turns around. Howard dives under the table]
Bernadette : [as she walks by the table] Hi guys.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey.
Sheldon Cooper : Hello.
[peers under the table]
Sheldon Cooper : I see you decided to go with pathetic and frightened.
Raj Koothrappali : It's one of his best moves.
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Sheldon Cooper : Why on earth are you telling me all this?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know. Sometimes your movements are so lifelike, I forget you're not a real boy.
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Leonard Hofstadter : That's great news about you and Bernadette.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, I think I'm gonna take her to miniature golf.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I guess for you guys, that's like regular golf.
Howard Wolowitz : Short jokes, really? You're like a quarter of an inch taller than me.
Leonard Hofstadter : And don't you forget it.
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Howard Wolowitz : I love watching Raj and Sheldon try to work together.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, it's like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.
Raj Koothrappali : Has it occurred to you you're missing the big picture? If you look at neutron scattering data...
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, Penny? Penny?
Penny : What's up?
Sheldon Cooper : Nothing. I just wanted to make Raj stop talking.