The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hot Troll Deviation (2010)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Now, where were we?
Bernadette : I believe you were about to rip off my uniform with your teeth.
Howard Wolowitz : Bernadette? What are you doing here?
Bernadette : Well, if I had to guess I'd say I'm here because you saw me earlier this evening and you're still hung up on me.
Howard Wolowitz : No, I'm not.
Katee Sackhoff : Clearly you are. Otherwise, based on past experience, we'd be done by now.
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, I'm a little confused here.
George Takei : Oh my, can I help?
Howard Wolowitz : Not that kind of confused!
Bernadette : What's George Takei doing here?
Katee Sackhoff : Howard, do you have latent homosexual tendencies?
Howard Wolowitz : Of course not!
George Takei : So you say, yet here I am.
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Katee Sackhoff : Hello Howard, I've missed you.
Howard Wolowitz : I've missed you, Katee Sackhoff.
Katee Sackhoff : One question.
Howard Wolowitz : Anything.
Katee Sackhoff : Why am I wearing my Battlestar Galactica flight suit in bed?
Howard Wolowitz : Why are you in bed with me? If we start to question this, it all falls apart.
Katee Sackhoff : Sorry. Oh ravish me, Howard. My loins ache for you.
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, if you insist,
Mrs. Wolowitz : [shouting] Howard! Have you seen my girdle?
Howard Wolowitz : [shouting] No, Ma!
Mrs. Wolowitz : [shouting] I can't find it, and I'm late for my Weight Watchers meeting!
Howard Wolowitz : [shouting] Maybe it committed suicide! Leave me alone!
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Mrs. Wolowitz : [shouting] Howard! I found my girdle! It was in the dryer!
Howard Wolowitz : [shouting] Great, Ma!
Mrs. Wolowitz : [shouting] I think it shrunk! I'm spilling out like the Pillsbury Doughboy here!
Howard Wolowitz : [quietly to himself] And with that mental picture I think we're done for the evening.
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[Howard is asking Penny for help to get back together with Bernadette, but Penny first wants to know why they broke up]
Howard Wolowitz : It's embarrassing.
Penny : Yeah, that's what I'm counting on. Spill.
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Raj Koothrappali : Why can't I buy my own desk?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, why can't he buy his own desk?
Sheldon Cooper : Because...
[long pause]
Raj Koothrappali : Because?
Sheldon Cooper : Because it's my office.
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Howard Wolowitz : How am I gonna play this? Sophisticated and relaxed? Friendly, noncommittal? Cold and distant?
[Bernadette turns around. Howard dives under the table]
Bernadette : [as she walks by the table] Hi guys.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey.
Sheldon Cooper : Hello.
[peers under the table]
Sheldon Cooper : I see you decided to go with pathetic and frightened.
Raj Koothrappali : It's one of his best moves.
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Howard Wolowitz : Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me?
Penny : Not since I found out the teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : That's great news about you and Bernadette.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, I think I'm gonna take her to miniature golf.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I guess for you guys, that's like regular golf.
Howard Wolowitz : Short jokes, really? You're like a quarter of an inch taller than me.
Leonard Hofstadter : And don't you forget it.
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Howard Wolowitz : I love watching Raj and Sheldon try to work together.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, it's like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.
Raj Koothrappali : Has it occurred to you you're missing the big picture? If you look at neutron scattering data...
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, Penny? Penny?
Penny : What's up?
Sheldon Cooper : Nothing. I just wanted to make Raj stop talking.