The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hot Troll Deviation (2010)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Now, where were we?
Bernadette : I believe you were about to rip off my uniform with your teeth.
Howard Wolowitz : Bernadette? What are you doing here?
Bernadette : Well, if I had to guess I'd say I'm here because you saw me earlier this evening and you're still hung up on me.
Howard Wolowitz : No, I'm not.
Katee Sackhoff : Clearly you are. Otherwise, based on past experience, we'd be done by now.
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, I'm a little confused here.
George Takei : Oh my, can I help?
Howard Wolowitz : Not that kind of confused!
Bernadette : What's George Takei doing here?
Katee Sackhoff : Howard, do you have latent homosexual tendencies?
Howard Wolowitz : Of course not!
George Takei : So you say, yet here I am.
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Howard Wolowitz : How am I gonna play this? Sophisticated and relaxed? Friendly, noncommittal? Cold and distant?
[Bernadette turns around. Howard dives under the table]
Bernadette : [as she walks by the table] Hi guys.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey.
Sheldon Cooper : Hello.
[peers under the table]
Sheldon Cooper : I see you decided to go with pathetic and frightened.
Raj Koothrappali : It's one of his best moves.
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Penny : It's passion fruit. New on the menu.
Bernadette : I know. I work here.
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Bernadette : Howard, a girl doesn't go out with a man like you, with your looks, your fancy patter, and your tight hoochie pants if she isn't expecting him to eventually make the move.
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Bernadette : Howard, you did have a real woman. I was right there in the next room while you were clicking that troll's brains out.