The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Irish Pub Formulation (2010)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [learning Leonard slept with Raj's sister Priya] I would never do that. Unlike him, I respect you.
Leonard Hofstadter : [skeptically] Really. Was it out of respect that you didn't tell Raj about the time you dropped his iPhone in a urinal?
Raj Koothrappali : [in outrage/disgust] Dude, I put that thing on my face!
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Howard Wolowitz : This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten. It tastes like it's made of actual ground-up shoe maker.
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Raj Koothrappali : My sister is much hotter than your girlfriend, and you know it.
Howard Wolowitz : Let's just agree they're both hot.
Raj Koothrappali : What - ? Dude, that's my sister you're talking about!
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Raj Koothrappali : You slept with my sister?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah.
Howard Wolowitz : How could you? We had a pact!
Raj Koothrappali : Excuse me, I think "How could you? She's my sister" takes precedence over a five year old pinkie swear.
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Howard Wolowitz : As long as we're talking about betraying our friends, how about the month Sheldon spent grinding up insects and mixing them into Leonard's food.
Sheldon Cooper : Well excuse me, that was not a betrayal. That was an experiment to determine at what concentration food start tasting "mothy".
Leonard Hofstadter : You put moths in my food?
Sheldon Cooper : For science.
Raj Koothrappali : I can't believe you kissed my sister with moth mouth.