The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The 21-Second Excitation (2010)

Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski

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• Bernadette : You know what I really love about Howard? His chest hair.

  Penny : Howard has a hairy chest?

  Bernadette : No, just the one, but it's really long.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : The internet suggests that slumber party guests often engage in harmless experimentation with lesbianism.

  Bernadette : Where exactly on the internet have you been looking?

• Howard Wolowitz : Are you sure you don't want to come with us to "Raiders"?

  Bernadette : Oh, no. That movie has melting faces. It reminds me too much of the time I dropped that vial of flesh-eating bacteria into the Rhesus monkey lab.

• Bernadette : Penny and I are having a girls' night tonight.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Girls' night? What does that entail?

  Bernadette : Oh, you know, girls get together, hang out, share girl talk.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm a girl.

  Bernadette : Oh. Well, maybe you can join us. I'll ask Penny.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : No need. Penny and I are very close... In fact, our menses are synchronized.