Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Soulmates (2011)
Rob Lowe: Chris Traeger
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Quotes
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Chris Traeger : Have you ever had a turkeyburger?
Ron Swanson : Is that a fried turkey leg wrapped inside a burger? Because if so, then yes. Delicious.
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Chris Traeger : Pawnee is the fourth most obese city in the United States.
Tom Haverford : Soon to be third. Look out, San Antonio.
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Ron Swanson : Challenge accepted. If I win, hamburgers stay on the menu.
Chris Traeger : And if I win, what do I get?
Ron Swanson : The rarest jewel of all: victory over me, Ron Swanson.
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Andy Dwyer : What's this?
Chris Traeger : Dragonfruit.
Chris Traeger : What's this?
Chris Traeger : Horned melon.
Andy Dwyer : What's this?
Chris Traeger : A peach.
Andy Dwyer : I knew that.
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Andy Dwyer : Chris?
Chris Traeger : Now Andy, I said one thing.
Andy Dwyer : April?
April Ludgate : Pinwheel.
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Chris Traeger : A turkey burger. You take lean, ground turkey meat, and you make that into a burger, instead of red meat.
Ron Swanson : Why would anyone do that to themselves?