Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Soulmates (2011)
Aziz Ansari: Tom Haverford
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Quotes
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Chris Traeger : Pawnee is the fourth most obese city in the United States.
Tom Haverford : Soon to be third. Look out, San Antonio.
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Leslie Knope : Alright, be honest Tom: how did you and I get matched up
[on hoosiermate.com]
Leslie Knope : ?
Tom Haverford : I created 26 different profiles, each designed to attract a different type of girl. Tom A. Haverford - sporty and sexy. Tom B. Haverford - smooth and soulful. Which letter did you get?
Leslie Knope : N, Tom N. Haverford.
Tom Haverford : Ha! The N stands for nerd! I never even check that one because no one ever responds to it. Tom N. Haverford collects globes. His favorite movie is books.
Leslie Knope : Donna?
[Donna comes up to Tom and kisses him on the mouth]
Leslie Knope : Every time I want you to shut up from now on.