Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
The Bubble (2011)
Aziz Ansari: Tom Haverford
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Quotes
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Tom Haverford : Well, well, well. If it isn't Ethel Beavers. What's up, beautiful? Julianne Moore just called; she wants her hair back.
Ethel Beavers : [Looks at list] Nobody named Julian called.
Tom Haverford : Never mind. I just need to ask you a couple of questions. One, can you help me out with this project we're doing? And, two, will you please invite me to your 30th birthday party?
[Ethel picks up the phone]
Tom Haverford : What are you doing?
Ethel Beavers : I'm making a test call to your phone to make sure it's working so you don't miss any more calls.
Tom Haverford : You know what? Don't bother. Maybe I'll just find an open window and plummet to my death.
Ethel Beavers : Okay.
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Ethel Beavers : You two are just the cutest things on four legs.
Muriel : But why so much black? It's like you're going to a funeral?
Andy Dwyer : She's got a point, babe.
April Ludgate : So marry her then.
Muriel : Ooh, I wish!
Tom Haverford : Hey, sorry to interrupt the love fest, but can you hand me that folder please, Ethel?
[Ethel drops the folder on the floor]
Tom Haverford : Oh, great. Why you gotta be like that, Ethel?
Ethel Beavers : Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the crib.
[Muriel laughs]
Tom Haverford : Stop laughing, Muriel.
[Ethel and Muriel laugh]
Tom Haverford : STOP IT!