Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Time Capsule (2011)
Will Forte: Kelly Larson
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Quotes
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Kelly Larson : You look sad.
Tom Haverford : You look like an old goon who's obsessed with a kid's book.
Kelly Larson : It's a girl, isn't it? I can tell. It's the look that Mike had on his face when Bella turned him down for the dance.
Tom Haverford : Oh yeah? Is it? What look did your mom have on her face when she realized her son was a complete failure?
Kelly Larson : Okay. I'll be quiet. But I do know something about heartbreak. And you know who else does?
Tom Haverford : Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds?
Kelly Larson : No. A little lady named Twilight author Stephenie Meyer.
[Throws Tom a copy of Twilight]
Donna Meagle : [Enters room] You should listen to him. Those books are GOOD.
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Leslie Knope : So you're the one who's been emailing me about Twilight. I thought you'd be younger, and a girl.
Kelly Larson : Well, I'm not. I'm older and a boy.