- Elsa: Welcome to The Quiet Corn. I'm Elsa Clack. Breakfast is served between 5:30 and 6:15 AM.
- April Ludgate: What if we sleep to a normal hour?
- Elsa: Well, that would be very rude of you. May I take your breakfast order? We have hard-boiled eggs, homemade tamato slices with dry seed and leek jam and your choice of German muffin.
- Ron Swanson: ...what the fuck is a German muffin?
- Ron Swanson: [sitting at the campfire with everyone] ... and when she looked in the back of her car, she saw that even though it was her own private property, she would be forced to take it in
- [pause]
- Ron Swanson: for a state inspection!
- April Ludgate: I'm okay with not camping. Especially since my stupid
- [yelling]
- April Ludgate: boyfriend abandoned me!