- The Red Guy: [in an excited flamboyant manner] Oh, pantyhose! Into the basket with your friends
- [Chicken puts a sticker for 5 dollars on his butt]
- The Red Guy: Sale on Red Guys aisle five
- [angrily picks up Chicken]
- The Red Guy: What have we here?
- [notices a sticker for 99 cents on his butt]
- The Red Guy: Ooh 99 cents I'll take it
- [notices a sticker for 29 cents on Cow]
- The Red Guy: Oh glory something fat, I'll take this one too!
- [throws them in his cart]
- The Red Guy: Check out time!
- Clerk: [to the Red Guy after noticing he purchased several boxes of pantyhose] Hey mister do you wear all these pantyhose?
- The Red Guy: Oh why of course not
- [laughs]
- The Red Guy: why they're part of an ingenious system I use to filter my coffee
- Clerk: Why don't you just buy coffee filters?
- The Red Guy: [gasps in surprise] You mean they make those?